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Jasper’s Problem Page
What’s this?
Jasper Bear has lots of problems and he would be happy to help you with yours. So, if you have any problems that could do with a cuddle then please let him know and we will see what happens!What do I need to know about the birds & the bees?
That’s easy! Birds wake you up in the morning & bees make honey. What else is there to know?When it’s hot, how does a bear keep cool?
You could frolic in a cool pool, but that means fur conditioner and an appointment with the tumble dryer afterwards. I prefer eating some honey ice cream like they make here.How do I keep my fur in top condition?
In our hug, we’re messy eaters, so we end up licking the honey off which does a good job of keeping our fur nice. But really, it doesn’t matter what your fur is like, it’s what you do with it that matters. Just cuddle your human closer and they won’t mind.What should I do about Brexit?
Some important human lady who lives in London asked this. I don’t understand what this Brexit thing is about really, just that it involves leaving the emus and lots of humans are angry with each other about it. I expect the emus aren’t too happy about it either. But I think you should remember that whatever happens, the sun will rise in the east and set in the west and that life is too short to be angry with each other.My cabinet is revolting, what do I do?
This is the lady in London again. Benji says he’s revolting when he spills pie gravy all over his fur so I suppose you should clean the gravy off your cabinet. Or get a new cabinet online - I don’t think they are too expensive, although we don’t have much honey money for things like that.What do we do about the British?
Several humans in Brussels asked this. Simple, get everyone involved a cute bear to cuddle and everyone will feel much happier and then they will all agree because they will all be happy and they will all have something in common.If I find that X is 10, does that make me an existentialist?
When I tried to count to 10, I fell over because I don’t have enough paws and that made me spill some honey. So I think you’re better off not finding out actually.What is the best way to eat honey?
Lie on your back with a squeezy bottle of runny honey and give it a cuddle. Works a treat for me.
Everyone should have a bear to cuddle!
CuddleBear.Net
© CuddleBear.Net 2018
Jasper’s Problem Page
What’s this?
Jasper Bear has lots of problems and he would be happy to help you with yours. So, if you have any problems that could do with a cuddle then please let him know and we will see what happens!What do I need to know about the birds
& the bees?
That’s easy! Birds wake you up in the morning & bees make honey. What else is there to know?When it’s hot, how does a bear keep
cool?
You could frolic in a cool pool, but that means fur conditioner and an appointment with the tumble dryer afterwards. I prefer eating some honey ice cream like they make here.How do I keep my fur in top condition?
In our hug, we’re messy eaters, so we end up licking the honey off which does a good job of keeping our fur nice. But really, it doesn’t matter what your fur is like, it’s what you do with it that matters. Just cuddle your human closer and they won’t mind.What should I do about Brexit?
Some important human lady who lives in London asked this. I don’t understand what this Brexit thing is about really, just that it involves leaving the emus and lots of humans are angry with each other about it. I expect the emus aren’t too happy about it either. But I think you should remember that whatever happens, the sun will rise in the east and set in the west and that life is too short to be angry with each other.My cabinet is revolting, what do I do?
This is the lady in London again. Benji says he’s revolting when he spills pie gravy all over his fur so I suppose you should clean the gravy off your cabinet. Or get a new cabinet online - I don’t think they are too expensive, although we don’t have much honey money for things like that.What do we do about the British?
Several humans in Brussels asked this. Simple, get everyone involved a cute bear to cuddle and everyone will feel much happier and then they will all agree because they will all be happy and they will all have something in common.If I find that X is 10, does that make me
an existentialist?
When I tried to count to 10, I fell over because I don’t have enough paws and that made me spill some honey. So I think you’re better off not finding out actually.What is the best way to eat honey?
Lie on your back with a squeezy bottle of runny honey and give it a cuddle. Works a treat for me.
Everyone should have a bear to cuddle!
